Clubbing While Black
I have never felt more alone than when I'm in a crowded room of 200 white people. I mean I have nothing against white people, they just have something against me. Now, when I say that, they act all offended that I speak the truth and tell me how open minded they are and how color blind they are. Let's explore all the open minded, color blind white people that live in America. There is nothing worse, in my mind, than me going somewhere spending my money, in a place where people don't want me. In fact, I consider it a high sin, to reach into my pocket and support a place with a bunch of bigots walking around me eying me like I'm an escaped convict.
No matter how crowded the club is, I always receive VIP status. I mean, I must be a VIP. I have no less than 5 feet of space, no matter where I stand, in the club. I have no less than an entire radius of empty tables around me at all times, in the club.
However, I must have magical powers or I must be a daywalking vampire. Why do i say that? Because when I go up to the bar to get a drink, I am invisible. I have literally pasted a one hundred dollar bill to my forehead and wore all white and still did not get served. In fact, I have stood at the bar, sometimes, for 10 minutes waiting to be served, a white person walks up and the bartender rushes to take their order. So I am a VIP, daywalking, Black vampire.
Speaking of Black, as much as people want to tell me about their best Black friends, they are not talking about my kind of Black. I am deep brown and a pure blood. They do not know my pain. They are talking about a biracial Black person. These biracial Black people get a pass all day long. Most whites now consider the biracial to be nothing more than latino or Indians, from India.
You see white people and the biracial Blacks have no idea what it is to be a deep brown brother in America. I'll repeat that, since most don't understand it. A deep brown African American is stigmatized by EVERYONE, including by biracial Blacks as well. With the invasion of Mexicans and other non-white mixes coming into America, the biracial Blacks are written off as simply being non-white. They have names now for them: Blatino; Mexicoon; Blasian; Puerto Rican; Blussian; Polynegran. In other words, they're not Black. And, they proudly admit they're Blatino or whatever and will argue with you that they are not Black. I say more power to them.
But, let's get back to the club. I'm sitting in a club the other day and 4 young ladies walk in, all white of course. They have with them their mother. And, they are eying me. No no no no, not eying me to check me out, they are eying me to clutch their purses closer to them and moving as far away from me as they can. A barfly comes up to me and asks why am I sitting alone and not talking to other people. I reply, they are not talking to me. He goes back to his friend / date. He must have gotten bored with his date or something.
Normally the "xyz while Black" stories normally end with the police arresting some unsuspecting Black person for no other reason than being Black. Unfortunately, I have no such stories. However, after a long time of clubbing, I was told that there used to be several Black clubs in town. They were very successful, but that each one was shut down by the police for one reason or another. Hell, any reason will do. I had gone to one, at one time. It was very expensive and their dress code was through the roof. It was no problem for me, because I was used to dressing up to go out. They not only closed down the club, but they demolished the building. There is no way that that club did not make untold riches. Everyone there was Black, from the doorman to the owner. It had valet parking, the whole nine yards. Its one mistake? It was located in a white neighborhood. I wasn't there when police came, but I cannot imagine anyone needing to call the police on the place. It was very high class. There are a lot of clubs out there that pretend to be high class, simply to scam you out of your money, but this club legitimately had a wine collection and liquor that cost $250 per bottle. I'm sure you know clubs that will try to charge you $250 for a bottle of liquor or wine, but this club had them. I just happen to know this because I studied wines and liquors in school.
Everyone talks about Patron as being high end tequila. Let me clue you in. Patron is sewage water. It is literally considered what poor people drink. However, cross the border into America and slap on a nice ad campaign and any liquor is passed off as high end liquor, tequila or whatever you want sell. Americans don't know what's good quality in liquor or wine. They want one thing now, go to the club and drink so much liquor they can't see straight. Come next weekend, they'll do it all over again.
In the mean time, I'll be in my VIP section observing, sipping on my drink for about an hour, in my land of being completely avoided by everyone in the club, for fear I might ... turn into some even Blacker hulk and start raping white women or something crazy, whatever is in their white mind, while they scurry away from me. It is all so hilarious.
I am running out of clubs to go to, that won't act like I have leprosy when I'm paying green cash.
Like I said, it is a high sin to pay hard earned money in a place that is more bigoted than George W Bush and David Duke.
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