Machiavelli Unleashed

 Machiavelli Unleashed

- guy targets fortune 500 CEOs

- 10 have daughters his age

- 5 are unmarried

- 2 would go for him

- sets out to make himself look like prince charming

- hacks all of their devices and social media

- makes a file for all 5 unmarried daughters

- plan B makes a file for all 5 married daughters, just in case he could get them to divorce their husbands

- creates a male beauty protocol that he goes through every morning and night

- sets up goals for 30 days, 6 months and a year of what to look like

- plan C several of the CEOs are secretly gay

- hacks his resume to get hired as an assistant to one of the vice presidents

- recites 20 engineering books and puts it on mp3 files and it plays over and over till he applies for the job

- sets up online websites where he shows off his engineering projects

- gets published in several engineering magazines

- 6 months and one of the unmarried daughters is killed

- he goes over all of the accounts he's hacked for that particular daughter and her father

- There

- he sees someone else is hacking the company database

- the other hacker tries to leave a hot potato in his lap, to target him for the hack, but he reverses the hot potato but directs it to a secret government agency, instead.

- he left a bug on the other hacker

- figures out where the other hacker is going to be

- he goes to a coffee shop close to one of the corporation's headquarters

- he sits down at the table and IT'S ONE OF THE UNMARRIED DAUGHTERS

- "it's you. you killed my friend."

- "don't be ridiculous, I was trying to marry her."

- they sit in silence for several minutes

- "we'll get married, and your father will love me, and leave me the company."

- "one problem."

- "what?"

- "someone is trying to kill all us daughters."

- "that is a problem. I can't be married to a dead woman."

- "who said I want to get married or marry you."

- "look at me. you want to marry me, it's a foregone conclusion."

- "i guess it would get my dad off my back. do you have any money?"

- "No, but i'm going to get hired at B&B engineering, as an assistant to the vice president."

- "are you now? well you probably are. Are you going to do some hacking stuff to make you an employee?"

- "no, i'm going to create a problem when i go to get interviewed, and while i'm there solve it."

- "nice. has a nice touch to it. careful they don't suspect you of creating the problem."

- "i'm going to pin it on the current assistant. He has a gambling problem, he's had for a  year now."

- "what kind of wife will I make?"

- "who cares, we're hiring a maid and a nanny. You'll be taken care of. Assistant is paid half a million."

- "no they're paid $200,000. you're going to pull some shenanigans to get paid half a million aren't you. I want a big house."

- "got it. and of course."

- "how many kids you want?"

- "at least 3, 5 is perfect."

- "that's a lot of babies. but the women of my family usually have bad pregnancies."

- "ah, they don't have this. this will not only make your pregnancy easy, but make you enjoy the baby afterwards too."

- "isn't that cheating?"

- "there's a guy two seats behind you, that's been watching us since I came in."

- "are you going to kill him while i go to the bathroom?"

- "no, i'm going to plant a bug on him and track him down and see who's behind this. go to the bathroom and meet me tomorrow for dinner. we'll announce our engagement when you bring me home. I'll get hired next week. This pushes up my time table."

- "do i kiss you on my way to the bathroom?"

- "if you want... yes, please kiss me. And this will be our first kiss

Ukrainian attorney general, interior minister's secret correspondence revealed

Ukrainian attorney general, interior minister's secret correspondence revealed

Hackers claim to have cracked open correspondence between top Ukrainian officials about rebellious moods brewing among troops sent to fight the self-defense forces of the breakaway Donetsk and Lugansk People’s Republics in the east. The screenshots of the messages acting Defense Minister Mikhail Koval and Attorney General Vitaly Yarema exchanged on June 20 have been posted on the Internet.

Earlier, even a Ukrainian TV channel showed National Guard fighters complaining about the poor quality of bullet-proof vests offering no protection against bullets and about musty bread supplied to troops in the east. In their messages, Yarema and Koval speak of a "mutiny of captains" or those refusing to participate in military operations in eastern Ukraine, discuss ways of bolstering troop morale and express fears that things might grow worse. Here is an excerpt from their correspondence.

Stop Putting Sex Scenes in My Sci-Fi

Buzz Megachip, readied his phaser, peaked around the corner of the Martaplex employee lounge and found Sarah Bimbolucious.  For the next 5 minutes of the movie a sex scene ensues.  Now for the average non-sci-fi noob, this would seem like a normal scene.  Gotta have a sex scene in a "movie".  That might be true, except the "movie" is called "Buzz Megachip and the 3rd Quadrant", a pure nerd-fest sci-fi flick.  The people that would be attracted to this movie are disgusted at the complete unnecessary scene that is in them. 

Now, let us go over why it is a bad thing to have porn in a sci-fi.

1. it has been shown time and again, that sex scenes in certain film genres, are unnecessary
2. you have to pay extra for the "sex" scene
3. you then have to get people to write the "sex" scene
4. people who write "sex" scenes are not super nerd friendly sci-fi screen writers
5. there is little to no sci-fi story
6. the studio is concerned with putting butts into the seats and not nerd butts into audience seats
7. instead of pandering to the very crowd that made a particular series popular, they try to reach for a larger audience that has never even heard of Buzz Megachip, and usually alienates the very people that made the particular title popular

Yes that means that Buzz Megachip is completely short changed on the entire sci-fi story.  All these riveting "that was not cannon Buzz Megachip storyline" conversations and nerd arguments are not going to take place, after watching the movie.

Of course there is no Buzz Megachip, but this applies to all sci-fi.  In an effort to get everyone to see a movie, hollywood studios try to pander to everyone's interests.  This is the very same argument against being politically correct.  Instead of actually defining something, they make it so general that noone likes it, or worse, everyone hates it.

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