HEY KID STEP INTO MY WHITE VAN, I'LL MAKE YOU A MILLIONAIRE ON PAPER FOR 30 DAYS? WATCH THIS - intro
A lot of Black comedians joke that credit is for white people, or that Black people just don't have good credit and they rely on white friends to rent the SUV for the weekend trip. "Let's invite Scott to hang with us, since he can rent the van. He got that good white folks credit."
Well, I wouldn't be your rich internet dad, if I couldn't teach you how to get you some good white folks credit. *cough* even to the white folks out there without the good white folks credit. You see folks, what the Black comedians don't tell you is, that's all a joke. White folks are just as broke as Black folk and white folk don't pay their bills, just as much as Black folk. The real white privilege, according to real Black people, not these weird political groups, is the fact that white people are assumed to have good credit, not be a shoplifter, and not have fatherless kids, when the opposite is the fact. In fact, they're even worse. But, don't worry. Just like the weird white groups got the definition wrong on what white privilege is, the consequences of what real Black people think of what real white privilege is, is that it doesn't make a cotton picking difference to real Black folks. White people can be perceived to be nice, all day long, but unless they getting in the ditch right along with you, to make that daily bread, they're going to be just as hungry as the other people that don't make their daily bread.
No real Black person ever said white privilege, did anything FOR white people. Like that Eddie Murphy Saturday Night Live skit, where he painted himself white and they handed out money on the all white bus, and handed out free loans, without having to pay it back at the all white bank, THAT WAS A JOKE.
I'm the richest person for miles around, around here where I live, surrounded by white, Latino, Black, Asians. And what's funny is, my credit has words like, "exceptional payment history" on it. Years and years of perfect payment, no late payments.
In fact, let's talk about that right there. Did you know you have to be something like 60 to 90 days late, before the company reports it to your credit? Companies play a big dog, but they're not the mean dog you think they are.
The moral of that story is, pay it, when you have it, don't just not pay it at all, feeling sorry for yourself that you just ruined your credit by being 5 days late. Don't worry about it.
Guess what? That exceptional payment history, technically is a lie. I've been late plenty of times, but it was only by a few days and I paid, it and the company was happy.
So what are my intentions on this series. These 10 steps
- - I want to teach you why credit, is amazing and how it can be amazing for you.
- - I want to lead you down the path of having the right attitude about money and what money really isn't
- - I want to fix your miseducation about debt and that there's good and bad debt
- - I want to teach you about stocks and how you should be a part of America, more than just a wage slave
- - I want to train you how to play the credit game and how the rules work and how they bend
- - I want to get you back in the habit of building your reputation, one of the biggest lies the left constantly tries to get you to forget, reputation goes a long way and it's not about police and politics
- - I want you to be an American citizen, because it is the greatest country on earth and our credit system can take you from rags to riches, oh and that's over and over, plenty millionaires lose and gain millions daily
- - I want you to train you to ultimately build credit for yourself and then be a real adult and be in business for yourself
- - Once that final key is in place, I want to train you how to step into business with a small loan of million dollars
- - Finally I want to teach you how to keep your wealth, and not feel guilty about it, and only donate when you feel you want to, with a nice tax strategy in place to do it.
Here's some rules, also, for the series
- - I will give you info to do this quickly:
- - a week
- - 30 days
- - 90 days
A lot of people think credit takes time, but some of it, takes 3 business days, or one billing cycle. It's really fast, so you gotta be ready to pull the trigger.
Also, ignore FAMOUS people, most of them aren't rich and even more have little to no credit. They're just talking, to stay famous. THIS IS A KEY RULE. Famous people are ignorant, uneducated, have ulterior motives, are told what to say and can be downright evil, telling you something that goes against what's best for YOU.
This is really key right now, because we have a new category or group: people who are famous, just for being famous. The internet is full of them. They have no education, no skills, haven't created anything, but people put them in front of you, hoping you'll listen to them.
There's even actors and singers who can't act and can't sing and are FAMOUS. The technicians, behind the scenes make the movies and make the songs. And they're someone's kid, that got the job, in the first place. Don't listen to those people.
Finally, I'm gonna show you something, as a real part of the series, a real strategy, of how to make you a millionaire for 60-90 days, for you to setup your long term credit and wealth. For all you people saying you ain't got no money. Shut up and listen. Also, for all you people saying you ain't got no time for this, you got time to sit around crying how broke you are, then you got time for this. In fact, this is faster. You can go back to saying you broke after this. It'll be a lie though, but that's what you should do anyway. Don't do this series and then tell people you got any money. They might try to rob you.
But point them to this series.
