Are there real vampires? Yes there are

Are there real vampires? Why, yes, yes there are. There are humans, with a retrovirus that makes them, for all intents and purposes 100% vampire. But the problem is, this retrovirus does absolutely nothing to give the human any sort of benefit. So, they have all the drawbacks of a vampire and none of the benefits, or let me say, all the drawbacks of a fledgling vampire and none of the benefits of a vampire that's been alive for a dragon's age.

Look it up, if you dare. Their skin is pale, beyond pale, it's see through, without any pigment, and the layers and layers of it, make it appear white, like sheets. Their eyes can be all sorts of weird colors, including some shades that aren't quite ... normal.

Their hair is wispy, and unfortunately, their hair isn't really attached to their scalp, if you were to stroke their hair, it would come off in your hand.

Now, moving on, to sunlight, it is offensive to them, just like vampires. It burns them and they have no pigment to deal and process it. it burns their skin, their eyes, their hair. Do they burst into flames? not, per se, but for all intents and purposes yes. they can burn, just like paper under a magnifying glass.

Oh and let's not talk about their teeth. remember the hair? yeesh, their teeth fall out. nothing is really attached. and speaking of that, their bones are brittle, like sand. They can barely hold themselves up. One swift fall and there goes the house of cards.

So you ask me are there real vampires? yes, yes there are. And it's a terrible thing. well terrible thing for the vampire, that is.