Being Unequally Yolked to the Vanilla Gorilla
One glance at the couple that is Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, shows you immediately that either Sandra Bullock is poor white trash herself or that Jesse James is out of his league. There is no way in a line up that I would put those two together. But, let's not mince words here. Sandra Bullock's marriage is now in trouble, on the rocks and only days after winning best actress Oscar, and it's over infidelity. Seriously though, why would she marry a guy that is embroiled in a huge drawn out custody battle with his ex-wife. Do these people not understand baggage in - baggage out? You would think, with their busy schedules, that any customer that comes with extra baggage would simply be a huge disqualification.
