Beating the Cops at Their Own Game
Case in point, DUI. Everyone knows that we definitely needed an entire separate legal system and laws for people who drive their cars and hit people... wait, I mean people who drive their cars and hurt people ... wait, I mean people who drive their cars and are erratic ... and uh, were drinking? Hmmm! We needed separate laws for people who drive their cars and could possibly hurt people? Wait, we needed separate laws for people who had their back tail light about to go out, and were stopped by police, and smelled of alcohol and the police psychically knew they were going to hurt someone, just cuz? No no no, I got it! We needed separate laws for people who the police psychically knew could possibly, potentially hurt someone, since they smelled ... kinda ... of alcohol "wink wink" and thus we needed to throw out the constitution and demand MANDATORY SENTENCES for them. THERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
So, obviously I'm being sarcastic. There is, was, never had been a need for additional laws for people driving who hurt people, regardless of their alledged smelling of alcohol, other than the police being the lap dogs of private corporate prisons who definitely need more money. DUI is a scam, plain and simple.
So, what can I do for you? Buy your own breathalyzer. You want to beat police at their own game? Breathalyze yourself before they do, so you know exactly what your B.A.C. (blood alcohol content) is. When everyone was getting stupid speeding tickets, that they knew were bogus, they bought radar detectors. Now, people who know that DUI is the number one way police departments and local governments generate tons of cash from their citizens are buying their own breathalyzer.
Stop burying your head in the sand and wake up to what's going on out there. The police are out there to get as much money from you as they can. Do not give them a chance to get you on DUI.
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